7 Humoristische Engelse voetballiedjes die je nooit in Nederland zult horen

In Engeland is de moeder van de scheids geen hoer en zijn de tegenstanders niet allemaal homoseksueel.

7 Humoristische Engelse voetballiedjes die je nooit in Nederland zult horen

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1 Owen Hargreaves, you are the love of my life

Oh, Owen Hargreaves
You are the love of my life
Oh, Owen Hargreaves
I'd let you shag my wife
Oh, Owen Hargreaves I want curly hair too!

2 FC United of Manchester - When we build our own ground

3 FC United of Manchester - We don't work for SkySports anymore

When FC United go out to play na na, na na,
When FC United go out to play na na, na na,
When FC United go out to play it's 3 o'clock on a Saturday
We don't work for SkySports anymore!

4 We paid for your hats

We paid for your hats
We paid for your hats
What a waste of council tax
We paid for your hats

5 Christian Benteke

a-oeeeehhhh oeh oehoeh oeh-aaaa Benteke
There was a striker
a Belgium striker
called Christian Benteke
2,3,4 Oh, Benteke, oh, Benteke, oh, Benteke, oh, Benteke

6 Can't buy you Stones

Martinez said he's not for sale
And I was satisfied
Chelsea want those kind of things that
Money just can't buy
I don't care to much for money
Money can't buy you Stones
Can't buy you Stones
Money can't buy you Stones

7 Your teeth are offside

Your teeth are offside
Your teeth are offside
Luis Suarez
Your teeth are offside

8 Plant pot

He's got a plant pot
On his head he's got a plant pot
On his head he's got a plant pot
On his head he's got a plant pot on his head

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